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misandry-mermaid:

rnonopoly:

so april fools is coming up right? just telling you that:

  • SCREAMERS ARE NOT OKAY
  • CONFESSING LOVE AS A JOKE IS ALSO NOT OK
  • DATING SOMEONE AS A JOKE IS DEFINITELY NOT OK
  • DO NOT HURT ANYONES FEELINGS AS A JOKE
  • DO NOT BE THOSE KIND OF DOUCHEBAGS
  • RICKROLLS ARE OKAY
  • A LOT OF RICKROLLS ARE VERY VERY OKAY
  • "PRANKING" MINIMUM/LOW-WAGE WORKERS IN A WAY THAT MAKES THEIR JOB HARDER OR FORCES THEM TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOU IS ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY

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sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

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